Recycling for Beginners (A school paper of mine)
Lol I wrote this essay for school cuz gurl. literally nobody there knows how to pick up their own fucking trash there after lunch and they just leave it there. My English teacher asked us to write like a how-to paragraph, lol so I figured, why not teach these ignorant shit-hats (it’s like asshats… but worse :0) how to recycle. (One time, a cafeteria person asked somebody to throw out his trash, and the second they turned around he just threw it behind him and left it for somebody else. Sadly, that’s pretty much an accurate description of everybody besides myself at my school… If it’s not under/on their table it’s “not their problem” so they kick it away or leave it for somebody else. Lol so that is pretty much exactly why I wrote this essay so maybe people at my school will realize how incredibly stupid they are if they ever read it.)
Recycling for Beginners!
This guide will explain how to do one of the the best and easiest things that can be done to improve the ecosystem of not just our community, but our planet as well. The only prerequisites for recycling are, the ability to use your hands and eyes, and the desire to further improve the well being and ecosystem of the community. The first step to recycling is arguably the easiest one. For the first step, all that needs to be done is find something to recycle. Look at it, point at it, stare at it, whatever works best, just make sure to acknowledge the fact that it needs to be recycled! For the next step, which is by far the most important part to this whole process and actually makes this a process, instead of just awkwardly staring at something on the floor, simply pick up the item and put in the recycling bin. Woah! Wasn’t that awesome! This action should bring upon feelings of joy, happiness and accomplishment. One tip for recycling is, first, if you see something that somebody has failed to recycle, pick it up and recycle it! It is always ok to do good for others. By simply taking 30 seconds of the day to throw away some trash can greatly improve the lives of the kitchen staff who would normally spend hours cleaning the ocean of trash left behind after a school day. One warning, however, is to make sure that recyclables are placed in the recycling bin and trash is placed in the trash bin. Other than this, recycling will always be good to do and always should be done just as if it were second nature.
lol gurl the teacher only wanted 250 words max… i wrote like 280+… watch out guys. cuz I literally just can’t express all my feelings and emotions and smart ass comments like woah! wasn’t that so easy! I bet you didn’t even know there was a trash can and a recycling bin in the front of the cafeteria, right next to the entrance to the food area!… yet I can still write a tweet in under 140 characters gurl… kinda…